Shitcoin Bonanza #9 - The power of the cunt

in LeoFinance2 months ago

Welcome to shitcoin bonanza, a series where we explore some of the most silly, stupid, ridiculous and hilarious shitcoins to have ever existed. Some are dead. Some are still alive. But they all are shitty!

Unlike Fart coin that dissipates like gas, here's a coin that is well and truly worth the gas that sticks with you forever.

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The developer claimed it was just for fun but the truth is that this shitcoin is based on a fundamental truth.

Once you get a cunt in your life... you can never get it out!

Your cunt is yours and it will stick with you. You could decide to share your cunt but at the end of the day, it always comes back!

The power of the Cunning Token (CUNT) is brought to you by what can be described only as a true genius:

I just wanted to play around with unusual token mechanics and claiming possibilities, and got tired of the cheap BOMB-knockoffs flooding Reddit and Twitter, so I tried to come up with something "original". I got super excited when I realised nobody else has thought about something this stupid before.

Cunts are claimed on Ethereum for free, if you consider $1k for gas fees free!

Once the Cunt gets into your Eth ERC20 wallet, it never leaves. Even if you decide to share all your cunt with someone else, it just auto mints new cunts for you.

Cunts have numerous use cases and one important use case will be sending it to fucktard virgin beggars or maybe send it to your friends who are simps.

CUNT is therefore the perfect giveaway for crypto-beggars, scammers and other lowlife; or just a fellow degenerate.

Either way, it's brilliant and everyone needs a cunt or more in their life.

Learn more about CUNT at -> https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5311585.0

More shitcoins!
- Shitcoin Bonanza #1 - Invest in TITs !
- Shitcoin Bonanza #2 - Let your ASS do the talking
- Shitcoin Bonanza #3 - A vagina you can finally touch!
- Shitcoin Bonanza #4 - Get on your PC and start mining dicks !!!
- Shitcoin Bonanza #5 - Get rich or die blowing
- Shitcoin Bonanza #6 - Risk free, not fraud Nigerian coin
- Shitcoin Bonanza #7 - Put your money where your poop is !
- Shitcoin Bonanza #8 - Why pay high gas fees when you can get paid for your own gas

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Cunts are claimed on Ethereum for free, if you consider $1k for gas fees free

It cost way too much for me to consider worthwhile

perfect giveaway for crypto-beggars, scammers and other lowlife; or just a fellow degenerate

I guess this means all of us who are reading this post. Nobody hates free stuff if it wasn't for the fees.

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I guess this means all of us who are reading this post. Nobody hates free stuff if it wasn't for the fees

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🥰🥰😂😂🥰🥰

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Can i sell this "CUNT" for BTC?

Nope!

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Upvoting without an ounce of shame :D
Might give a try once ETH transitioned to PoS.

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Aunt will never leave, they just might be sleepover in someone house for a night. Maybe you can add vagina into it, to make a collateral damage.

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Aunt?

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sorry for my typo. I mean is the Cunt token. You can just combine Cunt with Vagina coin to make a double trouble. : )

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I never put it on, who shares some cunts with me

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Not me :D

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This is probably one of the best by far. That is absolute genius. If it weren't for the crazy gas fees I might actually pick up some of this. How fun would it be to just throw it around to all of those private messages you get on Discord all the time!

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A self charging virtual currency. Very interesting.

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It's beautiful

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I mean this is not the type of cunt I was envisioning :P but it's still quite funny. I'd be curious if anybody would the balls to create such a token on hive :D

χααχχα π σκατα τα βρισκεις ολα αυτα :p

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^_°

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wow CUNT nice... I did some work for a team that made a FUCK token once upon a time..

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Bitcointalk link plz?!

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