~FFF~ Hangry Santa Ham & Egg Breakfast Sandwich ~FoodFightFriday~

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So we meet again... and again... and... Okay you get it and I don't need to beat the eggs to death or turn a tenderize a steak into pink slime. It's everyone's favorite day of the week.... FRIDAY Last day of the work week, people even "Thank God" for Friday (TGIF), and around the blockchain... this is where the food starts flyin' and the foodies gather in the Food Fight Friday Arena. Grease up your pans, pull up a chair, and ditch the napkins. It’s thyme to butter you all up with a Not-So-Jolly Contender. Hmmm... I am not quite sure how a Not-So-Jolly Contender is gonna butter someone up but I imagine it isn't gonna be a pleasant experience...

After running himself ragged on Christmas Eve, then spending Christmas Day surrounded by noise making toys and annoying elves, things have finally taken its toll on the Big Man himself. Barely clinging to his last toothpick of insanity, now is not the time to get hungry... Welp, it's too late... We have a H-Angry Santa on our hands!! Quick get the leftover ham and let’s make a Ham & Egg Breakfast Sandwich to knock out these Hanger issues... Hangry Santa needs to eat!!!

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Nobody wants a Hangry Santa running around. An elf might end up with a one way ticket out the window to the South Pole, just by farting. I don’t know about you but he could use all the elves he can get. Hangry? You don’t know what being Hangry is? No I didn’t misspell Hungry. Being Hangry is a very volatile mental state, when a person hasn’t eaten for a period of time, becoming very irritable And easily annoyed. Yet, the idea to eat slips their mind and they continue on a Hangry rampage until some food has been stuffed in their face. Hungry + Angry = Hangry Get it, Got it, Not Good.

What better way to fight those Hanger issues than with some leftover Ham from the Christmas dinner. Typically when making a Ham & Egg breakfast sandwich, there is a layer of eggs and a slab on ham on top. Not this time, I chunked up the ham into smaller, thinner pieces. It was a spiral cut ham so this made it easier to do so. While the ham was heating up in the pan, I mixed together 2-Duck Eggs and 1-Chicken egg with a splash of milk.

Pour the beaten eggs into the pan with the ham over medium heat and cook the eggs thoroughly. Now that is a mixture that will surely destroy any Hanger issues.

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Don’t get all caught up in the Ham & Egg mixture and forget to toss a couple slices of Dave’s Killer Bread in the toaster. We are making a Sandwich aren’t we?

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Once your bread is lightly toasted, lay down a layer of butter to soften it up, then pile on the Ham & Eggs. We are dealing with a serious case of Hanger, and it can’t be taken lightly. This Hangry Santa may need to be placed into a food coma until next Christmas.

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Top that mountain of ham & egg goodness with a couple slices of cheese and this Hanger fighting breakfast sandwich is ready to perform... or rather be... devoured.

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Just one bite is never enough to completely knock the Hangry outta someone. Especially someone who is suppose to be as Jolly as Saint Nick. This Hanger is running deep with ol’ Saint Nick and we better act fast. We are gonna need some extra hanger fighting food to knock this one out. So make sure to pile any left-over ham & egg mixture next to the sandwich. He will eat it, trust me.

Go For it...
Take a Bite...
All you need to do is take one bite
Then you won’t be able to resist the rest of the sandwich

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It’s Working! ~ It’s Working!

That extra pile of ham & eggs is bound to do the trick. If not I have something that will surely sooth a hangry soul.

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The last few bites have taken its toll on the Hangry Santa. Softening his look and bringing back that Jolly Smile we all love and enjoy. Just one thing left to put this Hangry Santa away for good...

Ice Cold Glass of Milk

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I don’t know what I would have done without that glass of milk to place the final blow to Hangry Santa. Maybe some cookies would have done the trick?? Either way, after a Breakfast Sandwich that size, a side of Ham & Eggs and a glass of ice cold milk any hangry symptoms will be wiped away.

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Until Next Time...
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What, no cookies? That first picture with two eyes on your right eye is trippy. Two-two iris’s-iris’s in the same-same eye-eye. Looks even weirder than that last sentence actually.

You been doing your responding with @esteemapp yet? Just by having it open you receive ESTM. Just sayin. Even though they skipped me the last two times and made me go over to discord like “wtf?!” I’m still doing these promotions.

We have completely opposite eating habits (and milk choices)*, sir, but I’d sit at any table with you any time brother Splatts.

Happy holidays, @jlsplatts, it’s been a pleasure supporting your work this whole time.

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Hangry Santa ain’t nothin’ to mess with 😜😜 The double eye is creepy isn’t it. Lol. I am doing it right now, using the esteem app. Normally I check steemify and just reply from there.

Likewise, you are welcome at any table I am at. “Make room!! Make Room!! Let this guy in here!!”

Happy Food Flingin’ my Friend!!

Steem on Homie!! Steem on!!!

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Nice! You just made some ESTM by commenting, then, check out your wallet. And now I’ve double dipped and made some by commenting twice just to let you know I commented twice. Watch this, I’ll say “commenting twice” for a third time and increase my character count to stack a few more.

Secret manoeuvre—you ready? I’ll collect a few more by giving you an upvote. Getting paid to Upvote—whaaaaatt?! Maybe I shouldn’t say I’m not on their payroll anymore cuz I guess I unofficially am. 🤔 So you are, too, unofficially.

Character count, character count, character count.

That last article I did, I cashed in like 900 I think I received a $2 and something upvote. Hoe! Hoe..... wait, I mean Ho! Ho! Ho!

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Hahaha seriously now? Hangry Santa... But those eyes though "scary". Hope hangry Santa has eaten enough now lol. Enjoy the rest of holiday. 😀

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@jlsplatts
Your Food Fight Friday Contender has been entered into Round 75
May your contender make it out alive and not be placed in a permanent food coma!
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Good Luck
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Have a
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The toast and cheese please. Simple but colorful and good. Great 👍🏾 fast food!

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Great entry @jlsplatts, spiral ham is so good, love those left overs.
You make quite a good lookin' Santa, but those eyes, please, eat something, you are scaring the kids.🙄🤨

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Scary looking hangry Santa, that ham & egg sandwich would put a smile on many a face @jlsplatts!

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