Shitcoin Bonanza #4 - Get on your PC and start mining dicks !!!

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Welcome to shitcoin bonanza, a series where we explore some of the most silly, stupid, ridiculous and hilarious shitcoins to have ever existed. Some are dead. Some are still alive. But they all are shitty!

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The answer to all your problems is here and just like every other innovation in crypto, a dick is behind it.

No longer do you have to worry if "this dick can go round", because with this innovative and life changing creation, your dick can be tokenised to make sure it goes round.

Unlike your dick that hardly gets any action, this dick has been out since 2014 and while being totally useless, it garnered some attention. And by some, I mean almost none. Which is still more than your dick.

According to the announcement by the designer, there's a tiny amount of premine before the private part was made public.

The coin has a very small premine to get things going, and will be sold to take back the time I wasted on this shitty coin.

You have to appreciate the sincerity!

Specifications
With a block time of 1 second, I have to question the capabilities of this dick. The designer ignored the simple principle of "the longer the better" when it comes to dick and I sense this project will suit one-minute men the best.

Coin Name: DickCoin
Symbol: SMD
RPC Port: 6969
P2P Port: 9696
Testnet Port: 6996
Max Coins: 69696969
Block Reward: 1 SMD
Block Time: 1 per second
Retarget: Every day

For now, you may download the source here:: http://oss.ian.sh/projects/GEN/repos/dc/browse

As for the Windows wallet, it is being compiled since 2014. Who knows, maybe this year is the charm! Nah... Who am I kidding. This dick is long dead now.

POOLS:

So, what are you waiting?! Get on your PC and start mining dicks! Today!

Feel free to visit https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=585932.0 if you want to learn more about dick coin.

More shitcoins!
- Shitcoin Bonanza #1 - Invest in TITs !
- Shitcoin Bonanza #2 - Let your ASS do the talking
- Shitcoin Bonanza #3 - A vagina you can finally touch!

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2014 is a long time for this coin to still remain a shitcoin. But like you said, some are alive, some are dead.

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Bang, I did it again... I just rehived your post!
Week 44 of my contest just started...you can now check the winners of the previous week!
!BEER
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Sorry, out of BEER, please retry later...

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I dunno man, all it takes is one tweet from papa musk for my dick to reach the moon. My dick coin wouldn't be far behind either.

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Haha, that is pretty funny. It reminds me of how careful you have to be when you are doing a search for dick's sporting goods online. You really think they would have picked a different name... Though I am guessing they were probably established well before the Internet and weren't thinking about what their name would look like in a url or Google search.

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dick's sporting goods might not be aware at time

But below site has classical name.
https://www.penisland.net/

Actually it is Pen Island but it can be easily read p**** land.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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The designer ignored the simple principle of "the longer the better" when it comes to dick and I sense this project will suit one-minute men the best.

I had a laugh when I read this. I don't how you find all these shit coins with weird back stories. Are there any more related to human private parts?

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I just have spit my screen. And I was eating some minced meat...and I hit also some other stuff in the room. My better half is not happy about it. This is what this kind of posts can trigger.

I would to share some Dicks as tips as there are people that need some in here.

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I would to share some Dicks as tips as there are people that need some in here.

plz do!

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Unlike your dick that hardly gets any action, this dick has been out since 2014 and while being totally useless, it garnered some attention. And by some, I mean almost none. Which is still more than your dick.

Lmfao.

So let me get this straight, does getting involved in the project make me a dick holder? Wish me luck with that.

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Actually this look a very promising project to me. There are lot of assholes in world and I will not mind gifting my dick to them..

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Crazy series and a well deserved name - mining dicks might make somebody very happy so I expect for the price to increase and stay up for a very long time :))))

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