A F-F-Friendly Reminder For the Holiday Season ~ Stay Safe When Crackin’ them Cold ones ~ Food Fight Friday
Did ya miss me?? I think you did because I came out of the last food fight unscathed... shhh don’t tell anyone I was hiding in the back corner curled in the fetal position scared for my life because my contender ditched me and left me to suffer a deadly food coma!!!
Well I am back this week with a F-F-Friendly reminder for the holidays. I have had a significant amount of things going on around here and snapping photos and thinking about Food Fight has... sorry been on the back burner simmering. So before I head off to my company Christmas party I thought o would shoot you guys a little video and encourage you all to be safe this holiday season.
The Christmas parties are just ahead along with those wild family get togethers. So before this season gets into full swing I figured I should remind all of you to...
Get a Designated Driver, Taxi, Uber, bus, whatever local transportation you have. Just please, don’t drink and drive. A taxi is cheaper than a DUI and you have loved ones that love you and want to enjoy life with you for years to come.
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“Miss you?” I don’t understand. 🤔 I talk to you more than any of the homeboys back home but I don’t miss you—I can’t get enough!
Even my phone tried to stop me on this one—no ish! Before I posted, I read it (if you only knew), oh man, if ya’all only knew how weird and adhd, ocd, eccentric, whatever you wanna call I am about, not just my articles, but anything to do with this whole got dang platform.. for example—119. What, you don’t know “119?” Anyhow...
So, “if you only knew,” that’s where I got sidetracked.. Back to the ‘before I posted’ part—my phone tried to stop me and had “Mad you” at the beginning of this thing when it dang frikkin well knew I meant to type “miss you.”
I often wonder who’s who behind this autocorrect. Some days they’re on point, other times I think they’re a little hungover or something.
Characters—that’s what it is. The number of characters that are viewable in your opening sentence on the Steemit front at the bottom of your post on the homepage before you click on the article—spaces and special characters included. ...Is it just me? It’s just me, isn’t it? Do you think this has anything to do with why I didn’t find a chick who would marry me until I was 41? Not “this-this” but this, as in, everyone knows ‘119’ and not just me—that compulsive eccentric thing I mentioned that I’m still typing about this very moment until I finally stop.
Your Food Fight Friday Contender has been entered into Round 73
May your contender make it out alive and not be placed in a permanent
Food Coma
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Great reminder @jlsplatts, but at this point in the game, anyone driving after drinking is just a knucklehead, or they're drunk.