Give me some capsule for my headache

I bring something fantastic that is going to excite our reading and make us laugh, yeah... and do not forget, you can read it to your love one's as well, give them something to smile of.

Let me reminds you, "the best way to take away headache is by smiling", do not go and take too much capsules and overload yourself, try laughing and see, if the headaches will still be there.

Therefore, in this post, I have all the natural capsules of laughter's, which I am going to give to you, as I become your doctor, I have black and yellow colour, I have black and red colour, I have blue and yellow colour and I also have red and white colour capsule, "do not skip this post, I repeat, do not skip, read till your headaches goes away". smile.....

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Two tsetse fly have no knowledge of how i manage to cook a pot of soup, I was eating it, and they start making nosie beside me, "I wonder when I became their friend" I took the broom and chased them away, and they still come, thinking I was joking with them, so I technically grabbed both of them and throw them inside my soup, mould my garri very well and turned my soup, I ate them like the meat I didn't put in the soup, tsetse fly are sumptuous when we chew them in soup, try it when you are eating and you would see.

An hunter was good in capturing animals, he can not go a week without him ambushing a greater number of animals, animals in the bush dislikes him a lot, because he was the hunter that do not allowed them to rest in their habitat, so one day, the animals caught him and collected his hunted tools, he manage to escape but since that day, he forget about hunting, because the animals might hunt him instead.

Mike collide with a notorious criminal and sold his father's house, even when his family has no other place to moved to, he sold the house and went away with the money, and on their way going to where he would share the money to his associate, another set of notorious criminals rob him, Mike survived death, because the criminals wanted to killed him, if not that he escaped.

Diana mother said it loud and clear that her daughter should not be wearing deep black eyes glasses on the way, because she has once hit a woman, since the eyes glasses could not allow her to see what's coming, yet she didn't still want to listened, she believes her mother was an old fashioned, so on this day, she went to see a friend in the nearby village, getting to that friend's compound, she mistakenly hit someone's car and she broke the side mirror, as she didn't see very clearly, what was on her front.

It was not something she could escape from, so she tried to patch the car mirror, but unfortunately, she was not a motor mechanic, so she had to pulled off her eyes glasses and rush into the compound, her friend and her family members, thought something was wrong with her.

They asked her what's wrong, and who is pursuing her, Diana was ashamed and could not talked, the car owner then enter the compound and quarrel her, she regrets wearing that deep black eyes glasses, because it seems she was not acting normal, Diana learnt a lesson to obey her mother's words.

This one is about an event I attended, it took place right behind me, a man enter the event's place and talked to the person that sit behind me, and another person came from his back and took off his chair and the man fall when he wanted to sit down, the both of them walked away, people laugh at him and some people asked him, "if he knows them, and why would they do such a thing to him", later on it was revealed that, they were in the same association, and their association moto is that, in an event, whenever they meet themselves, they must make sure to disgrace one of their member, so it was the person's day of disgrace, and he collected it in good fate.

This one is about a man who claimed he was the owner of a vehicle, yet the car belongs to his uncle's, he was driving the car and one of the policemen who knows his uncle very well, on seeing the man's car, went to greet him, only to find out that someone's else was inside the car, the policeman thought he was a thief, maybe he has stole his guard father's car, so he arrested him and the uncle heard about it, that his nephew has been using his car without his permission.

This is one is about the economic, so i saw it boldly written that, anybody is free to come inside the eatery and eat and they are going to serve him/her very well, there was nothing like payment included in the writing, and also I saw the word free there, so I went in and I was served a meal, I can say it was so delicious, better than what I have been eating, it was not to be compare to those soups I cook in the house and tsetse fly would be eating with me.

After I have finished eating, I wanted to leave but the gate keeper, wanted to see my receipt, he asked me to go and get a receipt, I was even happy, because it was like, "as I have finished eating the food, they were to pay me money", so I went in again, and took a seat, but I saw my bill's brought up to me, I faint and they had to take me out of their eatery, I was like a bad customer.

I saw a girl talking to her hands on the road, as a good man, I walked to her, and told her to stop talking to her hands, because she was like embarrassing herself, but I saw her phone light blinking in her bag, which means, her phone was on vibration and she needs to answer her call, yet she laughed at me, and was continuing talking to her hands, I think about it, how could someone phone rang In her bag, but she raised up her hands and began to talk, I was better informed, that she connected her phone to her wrist watch, I would not wear that kind of wrist watch, so that it would not vibrate and cut off my wrist, people like to take risk with technology.

And the same thing applicable to power bank, I do see people carrying their power banks in their hands, like a baby, while charging their phones and I do reason like, how could they carry something like that like a baby, what if it explode?.