Elon Musk should be prepared for me.

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Hi guys, I welcome you guys to my blog and I welcome you guys to this weeks hivenaija contest. Its your boy @edwincj, and I am going to be participating in this weeks topic which is " You woke up this morning, and received a call from an unknown number. The caller introduced himself as Elon Musk and claimed to be your Father. Tell us what happened after, and feel free to take the story to any direction. Una say to any direction abi?😌😌.

If I wake in the morning, and someone calls me, he claims to be Elon Musk, and he also said that he is my father, what I would do first is to confirm it from my mother to be sure. After confirming it and it is true, from that instance, my walking step will automatically change from a lower class walking step, to a billionaire walking step. I will then carry my phone and call him back and ask him where he is, so that I can come and join him, and so that we can talk as father to child. Hmmmm, shut down (as sabinus usually says).
Then I will call my boss to tell him I want to resign. This is how the conversation will go.

Me: Hello hwfar boss.

My Boss: How dear to talk to me like that.

Me: Okay sorry, hwfar boy, I just called to tell you that I want to resign, and that he should not even think of calling me back.

Then i would now tell my mother to dress up we are going out to somewhere. When we reach the place we are going out to, we will eat and drink as much as we want to. We will snap plenty pictures, and I will post it writing " My last time in Nigeria, to all my friends, I will be gone till further notice".

I will then tell my close friends what happened and tell them that I will definitely come back for them after am gone. Then, my new story begins.

I will sleep that day around 6:00pm, so that I can wake up early to go to Abuja Airport for the first time, when I wake up, I and my mother will travel without any clothes or shoes, only with valuable credentials. When we reach the Airport, we will take the business class, and we would make sure to touch everything we see as villagers.😋
When we reach were we are going to, I would first ask to see Elon Musk, when we are done talking, he will take us to our new House, from then, I would start making video of myself, and posting it in the social media. And then Enjoyment will start killing me, and I will start killing it too.

Welcome back to reality, and I am at my boss place, begging him to pay me last month salary. Thanks for imaging with me have wonderful week and remain blest.